Play of the Week newsletter by Chris
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Newsletter issue: #168
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I once spent 14 hours crafting the most beautiful design resume ever made.
Interesting layout. Custom illustrations. Timeline that looked like an adventure.
You know how many interviews I got?
Zero. Zilch. Nada.
Here’s how bad it was:
Ok, stop laughing.
I was the guy at the club wearing the designer outfit, but still couldn't get past the security.
That security is called an ATS (Applicant Tracking System). The soulless machine that decides if humans ever see your application.
You: “But Chris, I'm a design unicorn! My resume shows my SKILLS!”
Me: “The ATS doesn't give a 💩 about your design skills.”
It's like when I first moved to Vietnam and couldn't speak the language. I'd point at menu items hoping for noodles but end up with chicken feet. Your fancy resume is just pointing and hoping.
The robot only cares about:
- File format it can actually read
- Keywords that match the job description
- Text that doesn't hide behind cursive fonts
I’ve been hiring designers since 2016 and here's how to hack the system, I call it the 2-resume strategy:
- The Robot Version: Clean, simple Word doc. No fancy stuff. Results quantified. Keywords from job description. Designed to for the system.
- The Human Version: Your design masterpiece for after you beat the machine.
When my mentees switched to this approach? Their response rate tripled.
In my previous design teams, the ones who got hired fastest weren't the most talented, they were the ones who knew when NOT to design.
Your resume's one job isn't to get you hired. It's to get you an interview.
And sometimes the best design is no design at all.
But I know you can’t help yourself. In that Word doc, focus on simplicity, clarity, and spacing.
Want my free UX resume template + the ninja moves to skip the entire hiring line?
I've laid it all out in this article. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.